Roll Call: Obama’s Charm School Is in Session

Max Baucus:

“It was a, really, a wonderful meeting, led by a terrific man, our president, Barack Obama,” Baucus said. “And one of the Senators was saying to me as we walked out, ‘You know, it’s just so wonderful to hear him speak,’” Baucus continued. “You know, it’s like a symphony. It’s like just a great meal. He is so good. He just has it together. He has all the right reasons.”

Wow. Where did Max Baucus learn how to give flattering quotes like that?

Did he attend the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Zoolander:

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Hansel:

I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that’s like a vanity that I don’t buy into.