Ladies & Gentlemen, Un-ball-ieveable breaking news! It appears we may have a Battle of the Balls on our hands….

Members of the Montana State Society are going ballistic. They claim local baller Spike Mendelsohn a.k.a the Ballburglar, as they have now dubbed him, is attempting to hijack their signature event “The DC Testy Fest” by hosting his own DC Festicle.

Jayne Leffinwell, President of the Montana State Society says, “While a testivus for the rest of us sounds fun, stealing our original sack lunch is not “Good Stuff” .”

The Montana State Society has hosted the DC Testy Fest for the last 10 years. With more than 750 + attendees going nuts and consuming nearly 200lbs of testicles this year, they consider themselves the reigning rocky mountain oyster aficionados.

Leffingwell adds, “Anyone that would host a testicle cook off with out a representative from the Rocky Mountains must insecure of his performance.”