#NATIONAL “I only have my selfie to blame.”; long running late night jokes; That Beyonce album though…; Gawker: 1, BuzzFeed: 0; Your holiday party do’s and don’ts; Virginians like to drink booze; Florida St-Auburn; GWB keeps it classy; speaking of presidential, 8 photos that show bipartisan spirit is alive; No Garrett Golding – Nick Saban did not lose a bunch of money to the Texas mafia and that is why he is heading Texas; #DCINSIDER  Will you read Rachel Maddow’s WaPo column?; Richard Gere dines at Rasika; Ne-Yo drops by the 9:30 Club; some tech CEO’s are hitting town; We’re still drunk from last night;  Hungry Lobbyist and Amos Snead make the list, did you make the WL YGL cut?; You could become Mother Jones’ new freelancer; Southern Company still has the best holiday party in town!; energy not happy #taxes; #THEDISTRICT #FireShanahan; Must have been nice to get a snow day;  Get your NatsFest tickets!; We can’t wait to try all 60 new beers at City Tap House DC; AU goes on lockdown; Medium Rare + Barracks Row = a match made in heaven; And so begins Fete des Lumieres Georgetown; #Streetcar; #CONGRATS  More CQ Roll Call promotions (Here’s looking at you, Dave Meyers & Tom Whitmire); Adam Prather joins The Hill; #BIRTHDAY  HBD to Sarah Horowitz, Kelly Cohen, Alex Blasser & Joe Greeley; Happy whiskey birthday to Andrew Ricci & Will Carraco; Be sure to tell Olivia McDonald Roll Tide & happy birthday AND tell Steven Place, Emily Pierce and Izzy Ortega happy birthday this weekend; be sure to wish Abby Matousek a happy birthday; #BYE Where else would we be but the 22nd Annual Santa Soiree this weekend?; well, maybe we’ll be kicking it here also.