The Canadian Press (1/28) reports, “The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled ‘Don’t Drop the Soap,’ a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design. John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. The governor’s spokeswoman, Nicole Corcoran, said both parents ‘are very proud of their son John’s creativity and talent.’ … The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using ‘Wheelz,’ muscle-flexing ‘Anferny’ and business suit-clad ‘Sal ‘the Butcher.’ There’s also a soapdish parole card holder.”