Ask Ryan Howell how he burned his neck, @MarcoRubio scoops up @AlexConant, The more we think about it, the more the 9-9-9 plan makes sense, Michelle Bachmann cannot pull of red like Tiger can on Sundays, but we like her new hair color, it’s Ralph Hellmann’s birthday, the hikers were finally set free, Facebook updated its platform and then the world collectively complained about their free service, what’s playing in Jack Smith’s iPod, the greatest time lapse video ever, Matt DeLuca needs a date to the Nats game, Patrick Reis laying down tracks in Morning Energy, freaking DC DINOSAURS, Congrats to Rebeccah Propp as she starts her new job on Monday, Try, try as we may- no one can ever be Kevin Madden – not even Doug Heye, Goodest friends are the BEST friends, Bryant A. putting on a pixel show, Obama: “talk to the hand,” the @HoyerPress team was letting loose on the Twitter machine Thursday night, David Drucker broke the news about Senate colleagues urging Senator Roy Blunt to run for leadership, this will make your day, tell Sean Spicer happy birthday today, Cyrus Krohn wants the satellite to crash in his yard, Dave Catanese don’t care. Dave Cantenese doesn’t give a s**t about what the DC Council says, we’re still waiting on our tour Mr. Frank Coleman, FamousDC through the lens of Tom Williams, fantasy football rant #2, congrats to Brent DeForest and Jenn Harding who are getting hitched this weekend, tell Kate Nocera that DC is cool and also congrats on her first POLITICO front page story today, Congrats to Aimee Hartlage on your new job, according to former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson – his next-door neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current president,” we solved DC traffic problems, we spent three hours yesterday hitting F8 on our keyboard and it did nothing, McCotter and REM called it quits … coincidence? We think not.