The Twitter banter about Michaele Salahi’s disappearance has been excellent. Patrick Gavin makes one of the more solid points:

@pwgavin The good news? Your wife was not kidnapped. The bad news? She was cheating on you.

Tommy McFly also had fun yesterday, asking followers to say where Michaele was not, using the hashtag #MichaeleIsNot

Some of our favorites:

@NikkiSchwab #MichaeleIsNot trying to crash the filming of “The Firm.”

@alecjacobs #MichaeleIsNot in a library or classroom or bookstore

@TommyMcFLY Just checked #MichaeleIsNOT operating the crane at the Cathedral.

In the end, it looks like Salahi took the Midnight train going anywhere.