Happy Friday. Let’s do this.

Do you get emails from DJ David Drucker?, planking since 1958, Press Secretary PSA, President Obama ruined Tuesday for Staff Assistants, happy birthday Emily Popp and congratulations on your new job, better luck next year if you are not one of the Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful, Thanks Hill Press Corps for flooding Twitter with pics of pizza last night – Jake Sherman story to follow soon, David Wu resigned, Angela Pan on her A-game, spotlight on H Street SE, better make sure you don’t need a new NFL jersey – your favorite player may have been traded and you don’t even know it yet, yes, sadly we are working (this) weekend, Meagan McArthur and Anjulen Anderson celebrated birthdays, GoRemy just went viral, hurt, Google+, an intern with a fake blackberry had a relationship with an LA, hill staff are working too much, it is time for you to move out of that group house, where to eat on the hill this weekend, Tom Williams went public with his relationship, damn – that’s a lot of cameras, and the White House is just f’g with people. Chris Paulitz, we miss you.