If you’re attempting to replace former Rep. Rahm Emanuel, doing nonsensical sh*t like this just might work.
Believe it or not, we think this ad is clever – but if there’s ever an underwater sequel, we hope Charlie Wheelan considers a few of our suggestions:
1. More underwater cursing. You’re replacing Rahm, not Mother Teresa.
2. Some sort of shark attack. Nothing terribly bloody. Maybe just a limb or two – for dramatic purposes.
3. Outtakes. Watching this dude nearly drown would make good TV.
4. Underwater sandwich eating. Google it. It’s awesome.
5. One word: Mermaids
6. Lose the suit. Next time wear only a cod piece and a high heels.
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