We know weight gain is a touchy subject, but it’s time for an intervention, Pander Bear. Just a few years ago, you were a slim peppy little bear, harassing Democratic primary candidates.

Fast forward to the present. We caught you getting involved in this whole Wisconsin mess…and let’s just say it looks like you packed on some pounds. And are your eyes even open? Looks like you just rolled out of bed, or cave, or whatever.

Its clear you haven’t been hibernating anywhere near a gym for the past 3 years, so it’s time to hit the treadmill, Pander. Next time we see you out, you better be giving us the “BOOM.”