A new ad campaign being run on the DC metro system has sparked a religious throw-down.

The ad, which reads, “Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness’ sake,” has some DC residents so fired up, it’s left them confused.

That ad is obscene to me!? I wouldn’t want my children reading that.” [was that a question or a statement?]

The lone Metro spokesman tasked with siding against God, had this to say:

“Although we understand that feelings and perceptions will vary among individuals within the community, we cannot reject advertising because an individual, or group, finds it inappropriate or offensive.”

Translation:  We love money more than we love God.

According to FoxDC, out of the 200 complaints thus far, only five of them arrived by e-mail – which proves that people who love God, don’t necessarily use the internet.