A press kit arrived today from the kind folks over at Newcastle Brown Ale.

We opened the mysterious package to uncover what appeared to be a regular key chair—but wait!—it was a flash drive. On it, was a neat video about the origins of the phrase “walking the dog,” a press release, and an encrypted file with the names and numbers of every beautiful Newcastle-drinking Hill-staffer in Washington, DC.

Upon further inspection, we uncovered a sweet Newcastle Brown Ale glass, two Newcastle dog tags and a brown Newcastle shirt (to hide beer and pizza stains). Last, but not least, the box included a door hanger for when we need some alone time with a cold brew far from the prying eyes of my beer-stealing roommates.

Thanks, Newcastle!