Reasons 1-66 involved cursing, but reason #67 is just as fantastic.

Drudge spots a great detail that says a bit about the administration’s reverence for the Gray Lady: Rahm Emanuel has a New York Times vending machine in his crawl space.

As Tim Carney noted via POLTICO, the vending machine features the inauguration edition.

Some people collect papers, Rahm collects the entire f*cking newsstand.

h/t POLITICO