If you’re confident your in-laws will drive you up the wall within the first few hours of their Thanksgiving visit, then you might consider sending them on a Walking Shtick Tour.  [worth it]

Dump Your In-Laws On Us Tour

For one and a half glorious hours you can enjoy some down time while we usher your in-laws around our fair neighborhood. We’ll show them the local sites, integrate them into the rich historic fabric of life on the Hill, and share a little of why we like living here so much. But we don’t want them too bored so we’ll be sure to throw in some local color from our Haunted Hill and Scandal Tours as well.

But do you really care what we do with them? Here’s the info you need:

Date: Friday, November 26
Time: 3 pm
Place: Meet at Eastern Market Metro Plaza, near the Barracks Row
Historical Marker
Cost: $15 per person ($10 for 20002/20003 residents)
Reservations are not required, but feel free to confirm at
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