UPDATE:  Marc Ambinder writes, “Where’s Tom DeLay when you need ’em?”  Other FDC readers email, “This would’ve never happened with DeLay in the saddle.”

Where is Tom DeLay anyway?

Michelle Malkin calls bailout a “crap sandwich.”  Has a flaming bag of poo on her site.

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Dear Hill Staff,

Can you please work quickly to polish this turd?  Our stock portfolios are sucking wind.

Thanks,

FDC Readers