From a DCCC press release: [the golf gloves are off]

“Pete Sessions talking about ethics in Congress is like Tiger Woods talking about fidelity,” said Jesse Ferguson, Southern Regional Press Secretary for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.

The only reason we saw this is because we have a Google alert set up for “Pete Sessions” and “Tiger Woods.” We knew it was only a matter of time.

Note: We have no idea what this quote is in reference to. That would involve reading.