If you have a secret, don’t tell the Capitol Police.  They can’t even keep their own secrets under wraps.

The Hill: Internal Documents: Capitol ill-prepared for bomb attack

A future terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol is highly probable, and Congress’s specialized bomb squad is unlikely to be able to deal with it, according to internal U.S. Capitol Police documents obtained by The Hill.

And to make matters worse, according to leaked “internal” documents, the police officers, meant to protect you, are bailing for better jobs.

The “documents” point out that certain members of the bomb squad are leaving [bored] and finding better [higher paying] jobs at the Pentagon. [big leagues]

Moral of this story, if you work on Capitol Hill, you might seek some sort of tele-commute option.