Doug Heye got a Drudge bomb and a new gig, Jon Stewart is more powerful than most politicians, a demon sheep stole the news week, speaking of Newsweek, Jim Treacher was struck by a black SUV, NBC continues to leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouth, Ed Chen saved the day, Metro once again proved that they are slightly inept, Bill Burton makes a great bar-back, where art thou Nora, Virginia declared a state of emergency, John Feehery joined Twitter, Liz Glover is a yoga animal, Facebook got another facelift, Amanda Carpenter landed in the Senate, Patrick Gavin returned from his honeymoon, Michael Landrum don’t take no sh*t from nobody, and yes, for some reason, we’re still talking about a sex tape starring John Edwards.