Dear e-Campaigners/Online Experts/New Media Overlords,

We understand you’re a hot commodity right now.  Sort of like Taco Bell’s new Drive-thru Diet.

We also understand without your expert skills people like Scott Brown would never get a chance to tweet about their high-mileage vehicles.

It’s also safe to assume that you don’t know it all, because if you did, you would avoid using phrases like MONEY BOMB.

Why you ask?  Because your name isn’t Gordon Gecko and you don’t use one of these.

So in the off chance that you’re again called on to come up with a catchy phrase that will generate enthusiasm among grassroots activists, it might be a good idea to avoid these word[s]:

Beeotch
Bling-Bling
Boo Ya!
Dank
Fart-Knocker
Hella
Oh snap
It’s all good
Psyche

If you want to start being taken seriously, let’s work together and come up with a slogan that doesn’t sound like you traveled back in time.