Or maybe this accurately represents what Congress actually knows about 2008’s market meltdown. Either way, we’re putting the over/under on the number of web designers employed by the stimulus bill to create this magical internets page at 10.

And if you’re keeping score at home, the “Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission” was created… in May, had its members appointed… in July, got an executive director… in September, and this week will have its… FIRST hearing. And yet — somehow — they were able to carve out the time to create… well, ok; it’s the government’s most unintentionally hilarious web page.

We look forward to reading panel’s report on why the market imploded, which we’re expecting sometime before the end of the war on Pandora [but probably not Afghanistan].