Fans, Haters and Awful Spammers,

The Lords of the Tubes have informed us that we’ve been attacked by disease-ridden spammers. We don’t know what that means, but hopefully it won’t itch.

So what is a spammer?: From what we can tell a spammer is a socially-inept character that spent their formidable years in high school lockers. They’re also familiar with the word “swirly.”

So what does this mean?: We have no idea, but it likely means we’re going to take advantage of the time off and head to Tijuana until we fix our problem.

If you have any knowledge, or interest in helping us eliminate our issue, ping us at [email protected]. We can’t pay you with US dollars, but we can promise to put your name in lights and make you person of the month.

Until then, stay warm – and please let HIR know that we really are good people, we just got our ass handed to us by spammers.

Much love,

The Editors at FamousDC