Seriously.

Bob Dold, a small-business owner and former Capitol Hill staffer running for Congress in Illinois, is well aware that his name is a tad bit similar to former Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole. So Dold (again, not Dole) created a folksy song, complete with video, to remind voters he’s Dold with a D.  [HOH]

The "D" stands for dope.  Trust us, it’s a toe-tapper.