Well America, it’s here – the first debate between the two most unpopular people in America, yet everyone and their neighbors will tune in to watch it. We don’t blame you though. After all, it is Monday and you probably started it off wrong so why not end it on a bad note?

Well, for those of you who aren’t as self-sabotaging and would like to have a nice quiet evening, stay away from your TVs. Here’s everything you need to know: