Ah the tweet. So simple, yet so scientific when you take a look into what goes on behind the scenes (aka your brain or, lack thereof). You wouldn’t think it was that complex despite all the questionable things you see on Twitter, but even some of our Hollywood favorites make mistakes…

well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i’m mortified

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 8, 2014

But we’re not Hollywood. We’re Washington DC damn it. We’re the real deal. We’re the glue that keeps America together and it all starts on Capitol Hill. So listen up, LA’s, press secretaries, and future chiefs of staff, and follow this guide before you hit that tweet button.