We’ve been too busy Keeping Up With the Kardashians that we’ve let the most entertaining family fly (in first class on their private jet) under our radar.
What the presumptive First Family lacks in lip kits and big behinds, they make up for in radical commentary and good speeches (what’s that saying, if it sounds too good to be true than it probably is?).
Anyways, while the rest of the world was obsessing over Hillary’s emails, we’ve found the real news-worthy text in the Trump family Slack conversation. All we ask is that you don’t bring these messages to the FBI.