If you didn’t score a ticket to this year’s annual Congressional Baseball Game or bother to read yesterday’s paper (we know we’re your favorite source for everything DC, but print is cool too), you probably missed the newest initiative to hit Capitol Hill: Upgrade, America.

Upgrade, America is the brainchild of Business Roundtable and the answer to the nation’s desperate call for tax reform. Yesterday, BRT pulled off the first-ever front page takeover of The Hill.

Reinforced by three sexy full-page ads, the dated first page gives Washingtonians a peak into what life was like the last time our tax code got a facelift three decades ago in 1986.

And it’s not pretty. We’re not just talking life pre-Netflix, we’re talking life pre-internet. Phones didn’t text or have selfie-mode, Justin Bieber wasn’t even a twinkle in his father’s eyes and New Kids on the Block were still new.

Dark times.

We’ll take modern tech and Snapchat geofilters any day of the week.

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