If you feel the ground shake beneath you at all this weekend, don’t worry. It’s not another earthquake, it’s just Beyonce and her dancers practicing their formation ahead of Saturday’s concert at M&T Stadium in Baltimore. In honor of the Queen’s arrival, we’ve put together a royal list of Bey’s best and no, Becky’s good hair didn’t make the cut.
Grab that lemonade and don’t hurt yourself while you sit back and scroll through your new weekend playlist.
Best Female Empowerment Song: Run the World (Girls)
Best Song to Tell Your Man to Take A Hint: Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
Best Song to Celebrate Making it Through the Entire Work Week: Survivor
Best Surprise Album Drop: BEYONCÉ
Best Song to Workout to: Lose My Breath
Best Ode to Pepperoni: Love on Top ( …of my deep dish pizza)
Best Visual Album (And Drank): Lemonade
Best Song to Listen to When It’s Time to Update iOS: Irreplaceable
Best Collaboration by a Married Couple: Crazy in Love
Best Watermelon Appreciation Anthem: Drunk In Love (excuse us, we’ve been drankin…)
Best Song to React to a Social Movement: Formation
Best Reminder to Take Your Food Out of the Oven: Check On It (got it, flaunt it, boy I know you want this burnt dish)
Best Song to Belt Out When You’re Alone: Listen
Best Song About Donald Trump: Ego
Best Song About Hillary Clinton: Diva (Beyonce can add psychic to her list of expertise because she wrote songs for both presidential candidates years before they entered the race)
Best Song to Boost Self-Confidence: Flawless
Best Incorporation of Kale in a Music Video: 7/11
Best Song Written About the Kardashians: Bootylicious (step up your game Kanye…)
