According to a recent HuffPo article, The Trump has some strict rules on who and who cannot be #2 on his presidential ticket. After all, he doesn’t want anyone to outshine him – which is most definitely why he’s not going to pick a woman.
In an effort to simplify things, we created a flowchart that will either make you realize you are more than qualified to be Trump’s co-pilot as he soars through the United States of America or, unfortunately, you’re better off in the back by the bathrooms.
Here’s to hoping Newt has aviators as sick as Uncle Joe’s.
h/t this guy, probably