Working out can be dangerous which is why I try to stay away from it. Throw in some weights and we’re now flirting with death.

Call me old fashioned, but I’d like to live a long life.

Stuart Roy and Hazen Marshall? Not so much. The two love Crossfit so much (form of exercise for you couch potatoes) that they tried to tell me about it over at Crossfit Oldtown, but I could barely hear what they were saying over the crunch of my Rice Krispies Treat.