Just when you thought the human race couldn’t be more incapable, the Amazon Dash Button comes along and reminds you that it can. From laundry detergent to toilet paper, the Dash Button is just one push-of-a-button away from a clean rear. You might have to wait a couple of days until it arrives, but we’re all playing Candy Crush from the toilet anyways, so no rush.

This being DC we thought “what about us?” What if DC had its own set of Dash Buttons for those absolute must-haves for super important Hill meetings, happy hours and everything in between Monday and Friday? How can we get our hands on felt pens, lapel pins and San Pellegrino without leaving our spreadsheets and listservs?

Say no more and just imagine a much simpler life.