Bernie was right when he said that the American people were sick and tired of hearing about Hillary’s damn emails. I mean what is this, 1995? Who even emails anymore?

Between texting, snapping and the, dare I say, old fashioned person-to-person communication, Hillz needs something a little more hip and cool to, you know, relate to those millennial people.

So what does someone who’s so busy use to be less busy? Well that’s a loaded question, but an option might be this Slack conversation we’ve exclusively obtained. That’s right, while America was too busy trying to get its hands on these “emails”, we were trolling the good stuff.

*Not a real Slack conversation, probably.