Paul Ryan Will Not Be President, probably.
Unless you live comfortably under a rock or you don’t have, at minimum, access to your neighbor’s wifi password, you probably saw the news that Paul Ryan will not be more than a figment of your inaugural hopes and dreams. In other words, he will not be – under any circumstance – our next president.
I repeat. He will NOT accept the GOP nomination so count him OUT.
Really, here’s proof:
Paul Ryan on speculation for a last-ditch effort to get him to run for President at convention: “Count me out.”
— DJ Judd (@juddzeez) April 12, 2016
@SpeakerRyan “Count me out.” @CBSNLive https://t.co/nfOd9Nmqlk
— Kaitlynn Fish (@KaitlynnFish) April 12, 2016
.@SpeakerRyan: “I do not want, nor will I accept, the nomination of my party for President.”#Shermanesque
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) April 12, 2016
So… will he run? I mean, in our defense, the last time an announcement so false was made was during Cady Heron’s Spring Fling Queen acceptance speech when she claimed that Regina George deserved a piece of her crown.
Regina George out of all people? I don’t think so. How can we trust again? Naturally, Twitter has us speculating.
.@SpeakerRyan‘s being awfully wishy-washy about running for president
— Timothy Cama (@Timothy_Cama) April 12, 2016
Paul Ryan has been spending months in front of a mirror practicing Taylor Swift awards show surprised face for the convention.
— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) April 12, 2016
So, now we’re hoping for Joe Biden (on a white horse wearing aviators)?
— Noelle Clemente (@noelle) April 12, 2016
Wow. Paul Ryan sounds like he might be running.
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) April 12, 2016
So really curious who Paul Ryan’s running mate will be. I imagine a southern governor would balance the ticket?
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) April 12, 2016
1,237 Times Paul Ryan Said He Wasn’t Going To Do Something That He Ended Up Doing
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 12, 2016
Would you campaign in a box? Would you campaign with a fox? Paul Ryan will not campaign here or there. He will not campaign anywhere.
— Josh Lederman (@joshledermanAP) April 12, 2016
