When news broke of the DC Metro shutting down for 29 hours for a massive safety inspection sparked by Monday morning’s electrical fire, Twitter had a field day. I mean come on, this is mass transit we’re talking about – mass transit in one of the most important cities in the world. The Metro can’t just decide to take a sick day. The president can’t take the day off. Hospitals can’t take the day off. Donald Trump’s hair stylist definitely can’t take the day off.
So we asked our Famous Friends a question:
What’s more reliable than the Metro?
@FamousDC Congress.
— Emil Caillaux (@emilcDC) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC Steve Harvey
— Jeremy Kirkpatrick (@jeremy_tweats) March 16, 2016
@FamousDC Pepco in a storm
— Paul Anderson (@anderpaulson) March 16, 2016
Cell service at the bottom of the ocean. https://t.co/sJYKkSww5u
— Josh Shultz (@joshshultz) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC rickshaws
@FamousDC @washingtonpost Marco Rubio’s election predictions
— Hustler of Culture (@HofC) March 16, 2016
— Mike Woeste (@MFWoeste) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC pic.twitter.com/tmu0sgsevy
— Jeremy Art (@jeremyart) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC Bus times. #thingsmorereliablethanthemetro
— Elizabeth Dent (@LizyDent) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC Georgetown-Rosslyn Gondolahttps://t.co/JATKqeMcAg
— Graham MacGillivray (@GWMacGillivray) March 15, 2016
Uber surge pricing for next 29 hours https://t.co/zw6Jf9LBax
— Sarah Gunion (@sarah_gunny) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC The Oregon Trail pic.twitter.com/5aXU87JRr2
— Caeli Mahon (@caeli_mahon) March 15, 2016
Joe Biden wearing aviators. https://t.co/KxR5OSEeTC
— Noelle Clemente (@noelle) March 15, 2016
Immediate traffic in the DC/MD/VA metro area at the mere sight of rain. https://t.co/IrQyFaLHOr
— Zack Roday (@zackroday) March 15, 2016
Your inkjet printer https://t.co/A3BimAanw7
— Marie (@marieformica) March 15, 2016
Apple Maps https://t.co/spoyUfkpjL
— Peter Lougee (@PeterLougee) March 15, 2016
The amount of $$ DC will make from parking tickets tomorrow. #conspiracytheory https://t.co/XrAVbWFPKL
— Tom Brandt (@tomwbrandt) March 15, 2016
Uber’s Surge Pricing tomorrow morning #x10000000000000000000000000000 https://t.co/RQuE20XQ4i
— Taz Jones (@TazJones) March 15, 2016
@FamousDC D.C. cabs. Sigh.
— Amy Carlile (@amycarlile) March 15, 2016
In sum…