This Buzzfeed News article gets better with every sentence.  Adrian Carrasquillo, you’re a hero.

The enduring hunt for Republican celebrities has its newest viable target: Pitbull.

“Who wouldn’t want Pitbull?” she said. “He can’t just get us votes in the 305, he can get us votes worldwide.”

“¡Dale! The Republican Party’s doors are always open,” said Ali Pardo, a Cuban-American RNC spokesperson from Miami.

“I’m not here to be part of any political party,” Pitbull said in a statement. “I’m here to bring political parties to my party because they can’t, they won’t they never will, stop the Pitbull party, Dale!”

Read the whole thing here.