#NATIONAL #WorstCarIEverHad; Hershey, PA is so hot right now it may melt; The Grateful Dead is touring again. #1989Tweet; John Kerry took James Taylor to Paris to sing. Seriously. This is not a joke. We’re being for real.; Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!; I went to Disney and all I got was the measles; Elon Musk does not want humanity to be killed by robots; little boy did not die, or go to heaven;

#DISTRICT  How to navigate Capitol Hill; David Cameron nerded out at 1776; Andrew Luck does trash talk backwards; LASERCAT; Did Chris Moody eat an entire 5 lb chocolate bar? Katherine Cresto now receives the Friday Round-Up email; When will Cloture Club release the Annual State of the Union Drinking Game?;  We didn’t realize there were so many THE Ohio State fans in DC. They’ve been quiet for the past 10 years!; nice writeup on Elizabeth MacDonough; Does Ben Droz ever sleep?; If you get a chance, stop by @DogTagBakery. Your coffee purchase will support veterans; Doug Heye is a HUGE DEAL in London; Bradley Cooper kicked it in DC; Matt Lira is wicked smart; Meredith Long had a really good week; Pamela Brown is crushing it from Paris; the DC GOP; Matt Dornic is the man; John Wall’s Wizards beat Will Hurd’s Spurs; Getting chicks with the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and Collective Soul;

#BIRTHDAY Nikki Schwab and Caroline Holman are celebrating birthdays this weekend; Famous birthday wishes to Katherine Anne Russo today; Happy birthday week to DeMario Greene, Jessie Cleveland Brady and Liz Pettis;

#CONGRATS Rep. Barr is losing Cat Gatewood, she’s headed over to Rep. Kinzinger’s office!; Hugh Gamble is moving off the Hill senior director of government affairs; Reince Priebus won his 75th term as Chairman;

#MEDIAMOVES Steven Komarow has been named CQ Roll Call’s news director and VP. Foreign Policy staffs up, adding four new faces: Josef Reyes as creative director, Sean D. Naylor as senior reporter, Amanda Silverman as the story editor for print, and Ilya Lozovsky as assistant editor for Democracy Lab. Greg Veis and Rachel Morris move over to the Huffington Post’s investigative journalism operation. The Washington Post hired Noah Kotch as its new senior editor/director of video and Suzette Moyer, and Carey Jordan join the design team. Jason Zengerle is GQ’s new political correspondent. Chiqui Cartagena at Univision was named VP of the company’s political advocacy group.

#BYE Catch us on the SPAN.