#NATIONAL We are Charlie; Dartmouth students charged with cheating in their ethics class; OUTRAGE: we don’t have hoverboards but we’re making space cars; Pillars of creation HD version; Maybe the superbug won’t kill us all; They opened up the time capsule in Boston and found… a bunch of junk;

#DISTRICT Joe Biden’s new book = “How to Make Senator Friends and Influence Their Moms“; DC was colder than a polar bear’s toenail; Winter is here, someone tell DC’s joggers; A swimmable Anacostia?; WaPo’s Jessica Contrera interviewed Bad Luck Brian; Why don’t they call it a “birdhouse”?; Feel better Mr. Reid; “It’s Boston“; Tell Andrew Fimka that Tom Brady and the Patriots will end their season this weekend; Who is Michael Ramlet?; Pray for Lachlan Markay. #SlowTweetDeck; Please tell Ryan Thompson that calling someone the “Johnny Football of their profession” is not a high compliment; We’d vote for The Fix as Speaker; Remember when we all complained about the heat?; Bao Bao tho;

#CONGRATS Cameron Bishop has Georgia on his mind – he’s the new Rick Allen’s new Legislative Director; And congratulations Haley Wilson on the move up in Mike Rogers’ office; Jack Shafer moves to Politico; Tell David Schnittger congratulations on his hill run; Big congratulations to Kyle Nevins, John O’Neill, Manny Rossman, and Steve Stombres on opening the doors at Harbinger Strategies; Rob Collins is taking his talents to South Beach, er … S3 with John Scofield and Mike Ference; Tell Tom Wilbur to keep grinding and congratulations on the new job with Chairman Upton;  Tell Burson and Pete Snyder congratulations; Give “Front Page” David Drucker a high-five when you see him; Congrats to Sarah Morgan, Andrea Bozek, Tim Cameron, Mark McLaughlin, Claire Holloway Avella and Michelle McGann at the NRSC; The Senate Press Secretaries Association is taking the Big Apple by storm;

#HAPPY Birthday week to Blake Adami; Happy birthday to Jessica Medeiros Garrison, and Catherine Gatewood; There are only two shopping days left to get a birthday gift for Doug Thornell; Jay Rupert is a year older;

#MEDIAMOVES thanks to @StoryPartners: Have you purchased your tickets to the National Press Foundation’s 32nd Annual Awards Dinner? Beltway “musical chairs” is in full swing… Lois Romano leaves Politico to be editor of Washington Post Live. Hires at CNN: Jennifer Agiesta is the new director of polling and election analysis and Antoine Sanfuentes is the new senior supervising producer. Dianna Heitz joins Politics Digital. Yoni Appelbaum and Sophie Gilbert join The Atlantic as politics editor and culture editor, respectively. Leon Weiseltier moves to The Atlantic as contributing editor and critic. Marilyn Thompson moves from Reuters to Politico where she will serve as deputy editor. Politico’s Laura McGann joins Vox Media as political editor. Maggie Haberman has a new gig at the New York Times. Lara Jakes is the new deputy managing editor at Foreign Policy. Also…Congrats to all of the new members of Congress and new staffers!

#LOSTABET Ohio State beat Alabama with a 3rd string quarterback. The SEC sucks and is overrated. 

#BYE Stay warm; Seacrest out.