#NATIONAL Next time you’re too hungover to work, try these; speaking of which, your job could be worse; apparently not everyone at cigarette companies are smokers; McDonald’s can taste really good y’all; the best thing the internet has ever done; FSU is in town = hide the crab legs; “OK, I get it, you hate voicemails” – Your mother, leaving a voicemail; Dachshund’s Creek; “Keep your hands off my girl”; Real hoverboards are so close; Renee Zellweger reported missing; Honey Boo Boo problems;

#DISTRICT Good luck MCM runners this weekend!; Riding the metro with its most familiar voice; what happens when you order fancy cocktails at DC dive bars; Who else is seeing the Foo Fighters tonight?; New York Times backhand compliments DC’s dining scene; Cap Lounge pumpkin carvin’; when the world gets too crazy, shake it off; the Caps + dogs = Your 2015 calendar; Esquire goes deep with Members; Capital Weather Gang is very alarmed by the state of affairs at Weather.com; What does your zip code say about you (to marketers)?

#MEDIAMOVES Thanks to @StoryPartners: Another week, more big hires for @CNN. This time it’s @Yahoo’s Chris Moody, the Hill’s Alexandra Jaffe and the WaPo’s Jeff Simon joining the DC political unit. @Moody starts his new gig as a senior digital correspondent on 10/27, just in time for the mid-term elections. @ajjaffe will cover breaking news. Meanwhile, Mike Magner joins CQ Weekly as managing editor, @magnerNJ currently serves in the same role at National Journal. @TheHill adds its seventh vertical – this one devoted to cybersecurity and specifically within the technology, healthcare and defense industries and the @washingtonpost launches a national weekly edition highlighting the best national and international news of the week. The 24-page tabloid-style publication was rolled out with the Dallas Morning News this past weekend. Finally, Matt Harakal, communications director for Sen. Hatch, leaves Capitol Hill for the U.S. Chamber’s Global Intellectual Property Center.

#BYE It’s the freakin’ weekend, go on and have you some fun.