#NATIONAL A man, a fan; Joe Biden in aviators with cash; also Joe Biden and dogs that look like Joe Biden; they’re letting just anyone into the ol’ U.N. Security Council these days; do Texas healthcare workers just want to kill everyone? jeez; this healthcare worker definitely wants to kill everyone; where did this space shuttle go? The Air Force won’t say; Obama’s credit card declined – ouch; Russia declares war on an American icon – McDonald’s; one star reviews of national parks are amazing;

#DISTRICT Hammie is the Top Dog on the Hill; the 11th Street Bridge park looks cool; Earmarks and laws, a love story; we’re sure this taxicab protest went well; Close call with ebola, DC; goodbye CityZen; Washingtonian helps you fill in the blanks with what’s missing on WaPo’s Fall Dining guide; terrorism exercise happening this weekend; has Kelly Cohen seen this lionfish?; handguns are still happening; if you haven’t been on the Capitol scaffolding lately, here’s how it looks; Congrats Mattie Duppler!;

#MEDIAMOVES thanks to @StoryPartners; Congrats to Michael Crowley, who moves from TIME over to POLITICO to be senior foreign affairs correspondent. Ryan Teague Beckwith has been named a senior editor at TIME.  The American Conservative has a new national editor, Benjamin Schwarz. WaPo’s Carlos Lozada will be the publication’s nonfiction books editor. James MacGregor is Washington Business Journal’s new publisher.

#BYE Enjoy that beautiful fall y’all.