If a rainbow shows up in DC and wasn’t Instagrammed 12,000 times – did it really happen?

#NATIONAL Do you love dogs and weapons? Then the TSA’s Instagram is for you; Emmy nominations: who got robbed?; If soccer injuries were real life; we’re irrationally peeved about this guy and his potato salad; better start moving north – way north; Friday gif via Vox re: TURNT; It’s a good thing – Martha Stewart’s drone; Blonde models love hunting; Can’t stop watching; Peeling fruit and vegetables is easier than we thought; Britney’s unedited vocals aren’t that bad; Lebron goes home; Pour a little Nixon in your ears;

#DISTRICT @ByronTau finally started following @AmosSnead on Twitter; Asbestos huh? Well, seeya later; Politicians – they’re just like us!; Who also wants to join this bootcamp?; Now we want Hideaway to be our regular HH spot; @congressedits; You may now pay to eat catnip in DuPont; Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton lookin’ out for Capitol Hill; this is the one summer it may not completely suck to be in D.C. temperature-wise; NoVa getting a giant indoor shooting range, presumably so people can rage about living in NoVa; OMG yes Ice Cream Jubilee coming to SW; get ready for a Bible museum in DC; Adams Morgan and the quest to make liquor freely available, but only with dinner; who is going to this amazing pirate rock and roll cruise on the Potomac?;

#BIRTHDAY Happy birthday week to @stefpetrop, @mikepasko, @kennyames and Sean McMorrow;

#MEDIAMOVES thanks to @StoryPartners: Wall Street Journal celebrates 125 years, Happy Birthday! Congratulations to Bob Moser and Ben Pershing on their new gigs at National Journal.  Bob Moser will join on as senior editor and Ben Pershing will be the new Washington editor responsible for covering Congress and The White House. Shawna Thomas joins the Meet the Press team as Senior Editor.  Georgetown Media Group will say a farewell to its fashion writer and publisher’s assistant Corrie Dyke as she heads down to join South magazine as its managing editor. Alexis Madrigal, who has covered science and technology for The Atlantic since 2010, has been promoted to Deputy Editor of the magazine’s online edition.

#BYE Carpe weekend, here’s where we’ll be.