The Councilwoman got her digs into DC’s local politics with her annual budget spoof letter.

She proposes millions for a new class of “SuperDuperCans” that would be large enough to fit old trash receptacles inside. “The SuperDuperCans will be distributed on alternate trash days, and the old cans will certainly be picked up at some point in time in the perhaps not too distant future.”

Cheh also ribs Gray for his proposed school boundary realignment, proposing, perhaps instead a “Hunger Games”-style fight “to the death” among the District’s children at RFK Stadium using foam swords. “The victorious child’s parents can then select the school which their child will attend, whereas the losing children, if they survive, will be sent to schools in neighboring jurisdictions.”

Also included in the letter? Provisions for hoverboard lanes.

Read more about the letter at WaPo, or the letter in its entirety here.