Cinco de Mayo [margarita prices]

Mirror, mirror on the wall [which rap artist has the largest vocabulary of them all?]

Are you single? Do you make $100-200k? [we have the perfect 400 square foot studio for you]

The running of the chihuahuas [this is really actually a thing]

Building collapses near Mt. Vernon Square [strip club evacuates]

Raising DC’s minimum wage [will Walmart stay?]

20% of Ashley Madison’s DC customers [log on from .gov email addresses]

The Washington Monument is going to be all [fancy and whatnot]

RIP Jim Oberstar [Minnesota congressman]

Mayor for Life is kinda [pissed at HBO right now]