He, his father and grandfather were accused after people threw stones at police and gas-company workers who were trying to collect overdue bills. … Typical developmental milestones for a 9-month-old, according to the CDC, include playing peek-a-boo and sitting without support. The agency does not mention taking part in angry mobs.

From the Washington Post, this is today’s outstanding reason why you should be glad you live in America. We hope he grows up to become Pakistan’s president one day, because that would be the best campaign origin story ever.

h/t Ivy Williams