Hey, you own the Kindle copies of books you bought, right? [no, not really]

Star UConn player goes to bed [starving sometimes]

Is it free cone day? [Yes, it’s free cone day]

Is DC Twin Peaks? [Yes, DC is Twin Peaks]

People can’t stop stealing sh*t from DC restaurants [like an iPhone charger at Kangaroo Boxing Club]

Photo by Melodius