#NATIONAL Corn dogs shut down Louisiana Interstate; Taking shots at the ACA, literally; Nate Silver vs. Paul Krugman; Generic meta-ad is hi-larious; Michael Bay is remaking TMNT and we’re not sure how to feel about that; Wu Tang is basically selling the scepter of an Egyptian king; #ThosePants; #DISTRICT Does anyone know where Yahoo! News offices are? It’s a mystery.; Snowy owl not doing so hot; Whoa luxury DC-NYC bus; Are you going to DC Bike Party w/ B-Side Shuffle next week?; #Natitude; Are we cursed again!?; Metro fare hikes: They’re happening; DuPont residents are pissed about the noise; #WASHINGTONINSIDER Andrew Ricci had a crazy good time in Puerto Rico; The House leadership plays nice; We’re sure Ivy Williams will be glad when this weekend is over; TOTS TOTS TOTS TOTS; The NRCC dinner was fun but the afterparty was more fun; this list is missing a lot of DC women; Frank Underwood really wants those MD tax credits; Vicki got a pic with Schock; Secret Service gets a not so nice Vice writeup; Today started too early for Jack Barger; #BIRTHDAY Happy Birthday week Victoria Bosselman & belated birthday Ashley Wolos; happy birthday to Dennis Sills!; hope Janelle Hervig had a good one; Congress and Baseball; We saw you on TV, Jennifer Cook, HBD; #CONGRATS To Mike Dankler on moving up the Roskam ranks; Hats off to Luke Hatzis on moving off the hill; Congratulations to Cait Douglas; Ashley Codianni is doing great things!; #MEDIAMOVES Thanks to @StoryPartners for the latest media moves: WaPo hires Matt O’Brien to be Wonk Blog’s lead voice on economic affairs and adds Scott Allen to Post Sports; Jessica Resnick-Ault named energy markets editor at Reuters; Capitol File magazine’s new associate editor = Amy Moeller;