#NATIONAL  Watch people who want to go to Mars – one way; in China you can rent a boyfriend for $264 a day;  Newsweek returns to print; Wake up to the smell of bacon, because, why not?; Lose an hour of sleep this weekend… But gain an hour of sunshine!; Um, awkward Russia; #DISTRICT That crazy freak accident on Capitol Hill this morning; Where are DC’s booming neighborhoods?; No more snow nooooooooo; DC’s getting a high line at the 11th street bridge; National Zoo baby LION CAM; #decriminalization; So, DC restaurants can now make + sell their own booze; Ben’s Chili Bowl takes on NoVa; Peak bloomin’; Did your favorite bar make THIS list?;  Raiding the fridges of DC’s best chefs- YUM;  Fiola Mare DC has arrived; When will STK actually open in DuPont?; Cava Grill looks to open in Chinatown over summer; Z-Kabob is coming to ADMO; #WASHINGTONINSIDER Lawmakers triumphed over lobbyists at the Congressional Hockey Challenge; CPAC… Cool; Spotted: Aretha Franklin, Ariana Grande & Janelle Monae at the W; Dalai Lama leads the Senate prayer; Roll Call decides they’re experts at SXSW; awkward Hill moments; NPR cares about your lunch, hill staff; #BIRTHDAY Birthday cheers: Leigh Munsil, Mike Haidet, Kate Bennett, Ellen Canale, Andrew Rafferty & Tom Sietsema; Marion Barry Jr. turns 78; #CONGRATS We’ll miss you, Carl Kasell;  Congrats to @BrittMcHenry, who is headed to ESPN!;  Amanda Cormier, Jason Plautz & Emma Roller join National Journal;  #BYE Whiskey or beer this weekend? You decide.