Doug Thornell, captioned a “Former Redskins Fan” by a local news station in an interview, is so fed up with the team he doesn’t go to games despite holding season tickets and won’t let his dog near the canine-sized RGIII jersey that was usually worn on game day.

Admit it, you feel like a little like Thornell too. Are you ready to quit the Redskins? At least there’s some hope for the team: they can get back on his good side by winning.

See the full interview with  WUSA 9, where Thornell proudly sports a Washington Capitals shirt, here.