1. John Kerry prefers fist bumps over handshakes
2. Snoop Dogg loves Kerry Dogg
3. Snoop Dogg is on track to be ambassador of the country of his choice, rumor is Jamaica
4. John Kerry is a baller
5. The Snoop Dogg/John Kerry 2016 ticket will be announced soon
6. They are also collaborating on their campaign theme song track (Kerry will sing the chorus) to be released on the day of aforementioned announcement
7. We have serious FOMO over this gala
8. NEVER record an event of this nature in portrait mode
9. Record everything
10. It’s ok to wear sunglasses inside at a black tie gala

Learn more from Yates’ in-depth fist bump analysis here.