With new healthcare exchanges starting this week, we wanted to empower you to use the Affordable Care Act’s less obvious benefits, like its pickup line potential.

• Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? If it did, obamacare will cover it. Enroll today. #ACAPickupLines

• The only deductible in my plan is those pants. #ACAPickupLines

• Do you come to this exchange often? #ACAPickupLines

• You broke my heart when you left the room. Luckily that is covered under Obamcare. Enroll today. #ACAPickupLines

• There’s no platinum plan without U. #ACAPickupLines

• My subsidy is larger than the other plans and my coverage lasts all night. Enroll today. #ACAPickupLines

• Hey girl, my navigator says you’re the best plan for me. #ACAPickupLines

• You must have been dropped from you health insurance plan and straight into my dreams. #ACAPickupLines

• Are you an astronaut? Because your state exchange healthcare plan is outta this world. #ACAPickupLines

• I’m glad Obamacare covers preexisting conditions, because just thinking about you gives me a fever. #ACAPickupLines

This post would not have been possible without the help of Mike O’Grady.

Got more ideas? Tweet at us and/or tag tweets with #ACAPickupLines.

Photo by Michael Andrade