So … the government [shut down]
Understandably, people are [angry]
Tourists are [SOL]
And coffeeshops are cracking down [wifi hogs]
BUT you can [eat and drink] [for pretty cheap] [today]
Utilizing another slew of shutdown [pickup lines]
And cab home with 80% certainty you won’t need to get cash [credit card machines]
On the brighter side, Justin LoFranco called the most talented digital person on [the Hill]
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