We could see a government shutdown today. We have so many questions about it.

1. WILL THEY STILL PICK UP OUR GARBAGE?

2. CAN WE GET A WRAP IN LONGWORTH? AND IS THERE A STAFF ONLY LINE?

3. DOES THIS MEAN DC IS NOT GETTING THE OLYMPICS?

4. DOES THE DC MAYOR STILL GET TO DRIVE HIS ESCALADE?

5. IS DC 101 GOING TO BE OK?

6. DOES THIS MEAN THE NATIONALS PARK WILL HAVE TO CLOSE NEXT YEAR?

7. WILL METRO ESCALATORS STOP WORKING IMMEDIATELY?

8. WILL CHRIS CILLIZZA WRITE THE TOP 5 WINNERS/LOSERS FROM THE SHUTDOWN EVERY DAY?

9. CAN WE STILL BUY THE PRESIDENTIAL ORNAMENTS FROM THE GIFT SHOP AT CHRISTMAS FOR ALL OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS WHO THINK WE WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT?

10. WILL THE REDSKINS WIN 4 GAMES?

11. IS IT COOL IF WE START SAYING, “WILL YOU SHUT DOWN THIS HOUSE?” “I WILL! I WILL!“?

12. WILL OUR CAPS LOCK KEY CONTINUE TO WORK DURING THE SHUTDOWN?

13. WILL MIKE ALLEN STILL EMAIL US PLAYBOOK? WILL THERE BE A REASON TO WRITE PLAYBOOK EVER AGAIN!?

14. OH MY GAWD! WE JUST REMEMBERED ABOUT PANDA CAMERA!! WHO WILL FEED THE BABY PANDAS?!?1

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