Alright, some jerks decided to splash some paint on The Lincoln Memorial last night.
What should their punishment be?
They vandalize, we decide! A few suggestions:
1. Forced to start their day at the DC DMV every day for the next two years.
2. DC Jury Duty for two months straight
3. Start a blog about how much they love the DC Metro
4. Commute to work on a DC duck boat
5. Only allowed to shop here.
6. Give Segway tours every weekend (h/t Kelly Cohen)
7. Work as an unpaid intern for a year (h/t Stefanie Petropoulos)
8. Forced to ride the Red Line every Saturday & Sunday for a year (h/t Elizabeth Fine)
9. Make them a 24/7 concierge for tourists with questions about the metro (h/t Gabby Morrongiello)
What do you think? We’ll update the post with new suggestions.